I recently found some lore from the depths of cut material from the game:
"only to find a dispersed, gaseous form of the water Monster hitting the ceiling, somehow against the basic laws of nature, crying salty tears of despair below a burnt mattress, melted condoms, and some remanents of ash, smoke, and a thick, goopy silvery liquid. They'd say they just couldn't help it in a half burnt, half damp letter left by the drawer - that it was the only way they could express their love for one another. That they'd rather die than maintain abstinence. Personally, I find it amusing, how Monsters associate copulation with love - choosing to succumb to their animalistic desires rather than evolving into higher beings. To the foolish young ones I always say, "We are Monsters, not animals." But, they seldom understand. It was once said that immediately after intercourse, the devil's laughter can be heard. Those who live to tell the tale describe it as the most pleasurable, emotional, poignant experience of their lives. Still, no one in an elementally incompatible, and especially psychologically incompatible, couple has managed to avoid any non-permanent injuries in this process. The famous Monsperean story, "Romonstereo & Julimonet", chronicles the age old romantic tragedy of a beautiful, but sadly doomed love, between a Light monster and a Dark monster. These elements would race against one another.
Their elemental groups grew so competitive that it eventually led to race wars. An initiative to completely separate sex from love has pushed this mentality via media, products, culture, and subliminal messages for decades, but we still find permanently injured, widowed, and even dead 'opposite couples' - as we call them - in the bedroom. The romantics claim that the risk and pain are worth it - that we live only to love."
I believe that this fossil which conveniently happened to have legible handwriting in modern English that I also conveniently recovered in the convenient convenience of my backyard which I then got inspected by a friend of mine (who happens to be a professional archaeologist - conveniently of course) to confirm it was from the Monstinder era is a documentation of one of the many forbidden loves which took place between monsters of different types and in this case, a fire monster making love with a water monster. Opposites attract, but they can also destroy one another.
I wonder what the Monsthor(Monster Author) was like. He sounds like a heartbroken couch surfer.
only giving this a 4/5 because the monsters on here are a bit too superficial. Everyone here justs wants to hook up, nobody wants a real emotional connection.
I really enjoyed playing your game! A few suggestions would be to make the buttons on the front page invisible until they have purpose. It is confusing(I originally thought it was to change the difficulty up or down). Also, it took a few tries for me to understand the game. Once I understood the concept it became easier. Cannot wait to see the finished product. Would definitely play again and recommend to friends
I used to have a marijuana addiction. My problem got so bad, that my wife left me and took two my children with her too. I tried to change, I went to multiple rehab places but none of them worked. I was about to jump when I got a notification on my phone saying that Keyboard Kommander had come out with a new game. It didn't say what the game was called, so in the hope that it was Build a Nuke 2, I ran to my computer to see what it was. It was this game, Monster-Tinder. I tried it out and now, I'm not addicted to the marijaunas, I'm addicted to this game. My wife has now come back with my children and my life can go back to the way it was. Thanks Keyboard Kommander
← Return to game
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
Glitch seems to be gamebreaking. You can just mash match if you have it.
I recently found some lore from the depths of cut material from the game:
"only to find a dispersed, gaseous form of the water Monster hitting the ceiling, somehow against the basic laws of nature, crying salty tears of despair below a burnt mattress, melted condoms, and some remanents of ash, smoke, and a thick, goopy silvery liquid. They'd say they just couldn't help it in a half burnt, half damp letter left by the drawer - that it was the only way they could express their love for one another. That they'd rather die than maintain abstinence. Personally, I find it amusing, how Monsters associate copulation with love - choosing to succumb to their animalistic desires rather than evolving into higher beings. To the foolish young ones I always say, "We are Monsters, not animals." But, they seldom understand. It was once said that immediately after intercourse, the devil's laughter can be heard. Those who live to tell the tale describe it as the most pleasurable, emotional, poignant experience of their lives. Still, no one in an elementally incompatible, and especially psychologically incompatible, couple has managed to avoid any non-permanent injuries in this process. The famous Monsperean story, "Romonstereo & Julimonet", chronicles the age old romantic tragedy of a beautiful, but sadly doomed love, between a Light monster and a Dark monster. These elements would race against one another.
Their elemental groups grew so competitive that it eventually led to race wars.
An initiative to completely separate sex from love has pushed this mentality via media, products, culture, and subliminal messages for decades, but we still find permanently injured, widowed, and even dead 'opposite couples' - as we call them - in the bedroom. The romantics claim that the risk and pain are worth it - that we live only to love."
I believe that this fossil which conveniently happened to have legible handwriting in modern English that I also conveniently recovered in the convenient convenience of my backyard which I then got inspected by a friend of mine (who happens to be a professional archaeologist - conveniently of course) to confirm it was from the Monstinder era is a documentation of one of the many forbidden loves which took place between monsters of different types and in this case, a fire monster making love with a water monster. Opposites attract, but they can also destroy one another.
I wonder what the Monsthor(Monster Author) was like. He sounds like a heartbroken couch surfer.
only giving this a 4/5 because the monsters on here are a bit too superficial. Everyone here justs wants to hook up, nobody wants a real emotional connection.
I really enjoyed playing your game! A few suggestions would be to make the buttons on the front page invisible until they have purpose. It is confusing(I originally thought it was to change the difficulty up or down). Also, it took a few tries for me to understand the game. Once I understood the concept it became easier. Cannot wait to see the finished product. Would definitely play again and recommend to friends
I used to have a marijuana addiction. My problem got so bad, that my wife left me and took two my children with her too. I tried to change, I went to multiple rehab places but none of them worked. I was about to jump when I got a notification on my phone saying that Keyboard Kommander had come out with a new game. It didn't say what the game was called, so in the hope that it was Build a Nuke 2, I ran to my computer to see what it was. It was this game, Monster-Tinder. I tried it out and now, I'm not addicted to the marijaunas, I'm addicted to this game. My wife has now come back with my children and my life can go back to the way it was. Thanks Keyboard Kommander